I stand at the edge of an undefined chasm labeled "Steampunk Music". The UKs Professor Elemental has galvanized chap/rap: Mr. B/Gentleman Rhymer has likewise addressed chap/hop. Kind Sirs, one step to the left if youd be so kind. The US offers Lord MontyJacques III with SteampunkFUNK. A little more room, please. With my tongue firmly pressing into my cheek, I toss my goggles into the abyss.